So there I was, $Normie, the ‘almost made it in crypto’ guy, walking back to my cubicle. My once-bright dream of a Normie empire had fizzled out faster than a cheap sparkler on New Year’s Eve. The walk of shame past my colleagues, who knew all about my “to the moon” dreams, was humbling. Talk about a hard reset, huh? My boss gave me the “welcome back” nod, which felt like both a pat on the back and a gentle tug on my deflated dreams. Lunch breaks became my mini Ted Talks: “Folks, invest only what you can afford to lose.” So here I am, giving it another shot. It’s risky, but I believe in it. 

I’ve spent all my spare time working on this, pouring my heart and soul into it. I know there are a lot of scams out there and the market is volatile, but I’m confident that $Normie2 will be different. I’m willing to put everything I have into it—not that I have much. But the scraps I’ve gathered from working at the gas station? Hmm, I could lose it all. But maybe, just maybe, this will be the breakthrough I’ve been looking for. 

I’m excited and nervous at the same time. I know it won’t be easy, but I’m ready for the challenge. Not just for me, but for every Normie out there who is working hard to make a better life for themselves. The little guys who feel stuck and overlooked. This is for us. It feels like the first day of the rest of my life.

I hope you will rally with me. 

Normie,

Guy who always fail.